I learned a very important lesson the other day

When you're having a bad hair day, don't reach for the scissors!

What's a Brazilian?

This is a text message exchange between Barry and me today:

Sara: I forgot to tell you, the groomer gave Olive a brazilian.
Barry: Isn't that bestiality?
Sara: Only if you touch it.
Long pause....
Bary: What's a brazilian?

Then I called him on the phone.

Blog? What Blog?

I'm still here. I have been sick as a dog for the last month. I think I'm coming out the other end now. Details to follow...